nut hugger
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Randomize
