Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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