I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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