I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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