if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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