She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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