Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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