Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
