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More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.

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(313): View more from Michigan

is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday

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(519): View more from Ontario

ambylanc

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what?

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there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants

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(330): View more from Ohio

He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I think he fucked my hip out of place.

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