i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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