I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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