How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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