Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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