You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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