what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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