Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry Jinnex hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(646): View more from New York

the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.

Fav 13 6220 906
share tweet
(734): View more from Michigan

Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.

Fav 29 4638 1455
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(631): View more from New York

even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away

Fav 14 3159 1182
share tweet
(519): View more from Ontario

just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.

Fav 16 2170 4424
share tweet
(856): View more from New Jersey

dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that

Fav 34 6112 1524
share tweet
(205): View more from Alabama

I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.

Fav 50 2809 8242
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.

Fav 6 2580 1230
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night

Fav 0 31 1
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.

Fav 0 32 71
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT