You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Sorry my hands just texted you
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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