S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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