watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She's the barista slut.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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