I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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