Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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