When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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