If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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