is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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