just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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