so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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