I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Randomize
