ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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