forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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