Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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