im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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