You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Randomize
