This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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