Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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