He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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