Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
