you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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