she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
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