We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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