go do what you do best...puke behind churches
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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