Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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