I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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