i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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