Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
this will be a night to untag.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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