butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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