Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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