I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
soo... how was my night?
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