can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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