If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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