Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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