I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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