he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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