With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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